23 October 2006

slowetry pam

dude boobs
mute poon
whose goose is smooth?
mud bum
fudge grump
lift tuna to your skull
half meat
whole sheep
beet shemales fast asleep
chub scum
totally jim
pete called my nipple "wife"

10 October 2006

encouragement and hope

There was the wheezing and grumbling - often the case - as the babies were gently eaten and the yachts newly and fantastically twain, but the distant lullaby of "Enchant me seabeast! I want to feel your dreams!" carried Kyle through the churning nights of oceanic destruction.

Even the prehistoric sea-serpent's most vicious workload can be beautifully tempered under the spell of an imaginary mermaid - especially with a tune on the lips and dreams in the heart. Doooo-dee-da-da!