fun you to heck

i would have preferred to hand-eat Daisy sour cream, but i didn't. now i am a carnival mirror and twice as fat. buhbye.

not trolls

I am very tired of goblins. This is a list of five ways I cope with them:

5. Distract them from their murderous ways by sharing in activities such as juicing carrots and cabbages with my Jack Lalanne PowerJuicer, or shuffleboard.
4. Providing lobster bibs to lessen the drool leakage on the hardwood flooring.
3. Giant hamster wheels.
2. Allowing them to watch Jersey Shore whenever it's on to give them the feel of home.
1. Sex.