Hand me the snips, provided they are flavoured with rich cheese, for this very night a most outrageous passion fruits up in me like some salamander. He's Just Not That Into You. I dreamt like thirty times that Greg Behrendt deflowered me. He didn't. It happened to be a rowdy goat at an otherwise pleasant petting zoo. The goat had similar hair, but less posing. Still, it was too... oh... cardiovascular. But this movie looks fun. Fun *!fun!* Ben Affleck once called me on my mobile and asked if I was wearing the bra he mailed me. I lied and said no. These are good snips.
Chinese Tasties - The Forgotten Snack
unbearably hideous drivel coated in super wisps of happy cool joy


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