aww shucks

i am minding my business listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart on my Zune when this lady comes up to me and starts talking. i am a little bothered because i have to pause right at the bridge - the best part - to hear her. she says, "hey, you have nice pants on." aww shucks. what a cute leader dog she has.

i explain to her that i am almost nude, wearing only a tophat and hand towel, but that she is very kind. i also state in no uncertain terms that i wish to do her almost no harm today. she giggles. her dog giggles. i giggle. i inquire whether she'd like to sit with me on this lovely bench in this lovely park on this lovely day and use one of my earbuds to listen to the end of this enormously popular Bonnie Tyler song. she says no.

aww shucks.