tony dungy doesn't want to be your role model

hot buttery biscuits dipped in meat grease
tiny thieving nymphs draped in tartan
busty German horselords half-punching honchos
soiled freshman manacles bibbly-barbing spronk
klumb chemiskin fleshing snipped schmangs
borphered bartlers kippering steed chuck roasts

i am sad.