this is how ladies talk

"Chinos are supposed to have a crease, right? As in, they don't look silly with one?"
"...my mom told me that my grandma used a diaphram as bc...she now has 7 kids..."
"Best way to hardboil an egg?"
"Now I have 'Tyrone' by Erikah Badu going through my head."
"Sorry."
"I sometimes wonder what was taught in some peoples basic sex ed classes..."
"...filling the tub with hot water and bleach to clean it. how much bleach should i use?"