updating you on blossom and bosom

i am very busy inventing things. this is what i am inventing:

flavored babies
meat soda
boob hats


so, you see, i have had little time to encourage my puppies or burrow deeply into the mushy soil of my yard. but, alas, prithee i may find the moments, there is much to tell. and tell i must.

for now, though, it's off to the patent bureau in my moon socks and bubble smock. i think i'll take the yacht.