Q & A Joky Suckness

Q. How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Why? How many babies are you offering me?

Q. Did you hear about the old lady who went to the day spa?

A. Yes. It was super.

Q. What do you get when you cross a moo cow with a shirt button?

A. A stab wound.

Q. Did you hear the one about the Jew, the Muslim and the Christian in the bar?

A. Oh yes. I still can't believe they had sex in the ladies' room.

Q. How about that Ben Affleck. Did you hear about his new awesome beard?

A. Too bad it looks like a prepubescent goat scrotum.