maxims and depth a la emerson a la zing

the best thing about bananas is enough for me.

speak with words made of silver, but ideas made of wisdom.

a well-groomed head is the first on the block.

the only two certainties are bills and denial.

you are best to use what you have, not what you've given.

ignorance is a mist, not a shroud.

a half-eaten walnut is still delicious.

blessed be the man who rifles gently through the panties.

experience is best gained through pensive dispositions.

visualize your desires as they are suppressed.

the clever man utilizes all of his gifts, but only half of his tea leaves.

look to the porpoise for it is generally fatter than you.

life is what you do to it.

in order to enchant, one must first grow flaxen hair.

all that is left to do is either done already or bang homos.