the interlocution of the Genii

Judith inquires, "Why does penis smell of taco meat?"

Gare replies, "I am sexier than the pope."

Lemola screeches, "Fuzz is entirely sumptuous. Spread the butter on my moppish wig!"

Ponzo guffaws, "Plump is the new Jewish. Let's sell it to the Bravo network."

Clemons wheezes, "Pustules? God bless it! I've lanced them all!"

Barroo hollers, "Paste is a dainty manner of gutting a sheep as decoration. Let's diaper the whole world!"

These are the lies of the Book of Mermen.