just an ordinary Snakesworthy

A few facts you may wish to know about your bloggist, Blossom:

Gary Glitter paid me $46.82 for a photo of my shoes.
Every Thursday at 9:18 PM the lyrics to Skid Row's "I Remember You" runs through my mind... backwards.
I've been kicked by three toddlers.
Instead of deodorant, I use Toblerone.
My favorite hat is the derby.
I grew up just outside of Peoria, but I always say Chicago.
Floutists make me scream with joy.
I have a deep, abiding fear of sudoku and Mothra, but the Japanese are generally all right with me.
Religion: Zoroastrianism with a hint of Southern Methodist.
Denzel Washington is my godfather when I dream.
I'd kill a pen full of puppies to attend a Kenny Chesney concert and/or wedding ceremony.
My favorite historical figure is Daryl Strawberry.
All of my chewing gum is pre-chewed by nuns.