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scroylent - adj. having all the characteristics of a scrotum, but only half the softness
pudgems - n. - small, rabid midget babies
cuddlesly - adv. - without intent, having a moose straddle you non-sexually
sporglin - n. - the scruff of a shetland pony drenched in apple butter
floot - v. - softly emanating bottom sounds while under a spell of wistfully pining for Christine Lahti

fursh - n. - the pleasurelessness of shoveling human ash
ponzily - adv. - scrimping on soft drink during a grade school dance pour-off
ploddles - n. - the mixture of blood and rainwater left in the street after a rowdy parade