On the subject of beef versus chicken teriyaki, I have very little to say.

However, on the subject of dropping business cards into impenetrable plastic boxes slathered with teasing ideas of free Chinese lunches for multiple diners, I do have these sentences:

1. If you do this, and you most likely will not, you will win.
2. What you will win, however, will be a phone call from some meaty-thumbed chump offering your tasty luncheon after a "brief" preamble in which you and your fellow diners will be exposed to the vast wonders of investing, mortgage rates, foreign mountain properties, hair growth products, llama farming, rabid ape handling, save the lemming funds and myriad other costly endeavors.
3. After your investment of eleventy thousand dollars, you will then be allowed to order and eat from the Special Combo section (#77 is divine), blessed by the presence of the aforementioned chump, who win then pay the bill and kick you all in the scrota or corresponding female areas.

I would thusly advise you never to drop your card anywhere. As the old adage goes, "There's no such thing as a special magic kitten that grants wishes with it's curiously textured tongue."

(so that my theme is not compromised, i have made this chinese-tasty-relevant post, though in fact it is impossible to find chinese tasties anywhere, especially at chinese restaurants, horse stables and tinkly kiddie pools)