men (subclass: men)
At last count, upwards of zero people asked for this blog.
I just wanted to make that absolutely clear, you know, before I hightail it into idiocy.
Also, zero people asked me to invest in family-owned thematic toilet boutiques, but it certainly hasn't stopped me from hoping.
How do you tell when a dude is a "man's man"? I have been tossing that little riddle around in my human head for nearly 4 minutes and have come to the bubbling realization that I will probably never know. It's encouraging to discover limitations.
A tall man once explained to me that a man's man, a Man's Man, is a man that has a shapely torso but has heretofore been unconcerned with making it so. Another gent, an eavesdropper no doubt, chimed in with this cryptic phrase, which I will quote here:
"Men's men have holes where there were once windows, taxidermied heads where there were once opossums and emptiness where there were once doughnuts."
If there is a better answer it most likely involves strumpets or cigarillos or motorcycles, but feebleness of mind precludes any further drool-laden keystrokes on this matter.
posted by blossom snakesworthy @ 2:24 PM
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1 Comments:
t, i was recently informed that a man's man, or "guy," not only wantsdesireslusts for sexual contact with females, but as well wants, nay, even at a higher level, desires to be part of a heist inwhich the getaway driver is his own personal battling monkey. just what i heard. I'm gay, therefore not a "man's man" in the heterosense where a man's man is really a woman's man, but not ruled by the woman, and the thought of guns and monkeys makes me want to wash my hands.
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